t1kt0k:

trying to motivate yourself to stay hydrated

got my cup of hot leaf and moo juice feeling kinda called out

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nyabbycat:

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

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sith-shenanigans:

sith-shenanigans:

sith-shenanigans:

good morning to everyone except whoever decided to write about Tulak Hord and Aloysius Kallig like people wrote about Greek/Roman historical figures and their Very Close Male Friends

A Force-sensitive male, Aloysius Kallig was born into immense wealth yet abandoned his family and his inheritance to train on the Sith Empire’s training world Korriban. Ascending to the top of his class, unrivaled in lightsaber combat and strategics, Kallig sought to serve alongside Sith Lord Tulak Hord. During Hord’s campaign to take Yn and Chabosh, Kallig approached Hord who dismissed him outright. To prove himself, Kallig defeated Hord’s top general and extended his offer of service again. Hord acquiesced and appointed Kallig as his top general.

Leading Hord’s forces to numerous victories, Kallig’s influence was frightening to Hord who eventually arranged his murder. When Kallig was assassinated, his family fled and went into hiding while Kallig’s body was entombed on Dromund Kaas. Like many ancient Sith, his name was all but forgotten, as more powerful–or at least more visible–Sith Lords had taken their place in the historical record. The only known mention of Kallig was in the writings of his murderer, who noted him as the greatest of his rivals. Paradoxically, and unsurprisingly, Kallig counted Tulak Hord as one of his friends until Hord turned against and defeated him.

Aloysius Kallig’s Wookieepedia page

And then Kallig was entombed in the center of the Dark Temple, which it is extremely likely Tulak Hord ordered built.

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Please also observe their helmets. And, honestly, the general style of their armor. Yes, yes, this can be explained by “taking on stylistic elements of your liege lord is common, culturally,” but also.

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@oldrepublicdepository I think they write it tbh

is it RPF if it’s state-sponsored propaganda?

(the Intelligence, Culture and Logistics Ministries having to come together every couple of years/decades as trending tastes change in the ruling classes so that can swap the current running theme for certain historical figures to better match the new narrative as peddled by “third head of the sphere of mysteries this week”…)

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redseeker:

tikkety-tok:

I see so many prankers go way too far, ending up harming people, but this one, this is an innocent good prank 😌

It’s a Potato

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sam-writes:

boytranscending:

captainlordauditor:

bootycap:

prewars:

bootycap:

ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp

the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

#i understand it perfectly but you couldn’t fucking pay me to read it

this post has ended up in at least 2 masters theses and 1 presentation and im not sure how i feel about that

but is it m/m/m, f/f/f, f/m/m or f/f/m

Dont be silly, a:aou doesnt have three whole women in it

This post is just multiple punches to the face

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darthvronton:

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you know what *un star warses your swears*

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xiranjayzhao:

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can’t believe the Human Pet Guy called for the restoration of the French monarchy in my mentions, leading me to discover he follows me on Twitter and almost certainly for fetishistic reasons (his following list was full of trans and asian porn accounts and also elon musk)

RIP you if the human pet guy is still rocking around

tagedeszorns:

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Some time ago I gave you “sad Dorn”, now have “Vulkan giving Dorn a comfort-hug”!


(Come here, good people of Tumblr! Come here and see the worst picture of Rogal Dorn one Warhammer fan-guy on Instagram has ever seen! Be amazed by how he’s “feminized” and how he would “never have emotions”!)

can’t believe you’re implying primarchs would have emotions

what next? daddy issues? petty rivalries? falling to chaos?